Country Club Keto

also known as pretentious keto or gated community keto - the belief that only organic, grass fed, non-artificial sweeteners etc. can be eaten on the Keto diet. Like country clubs, there is a economic barrier to entry for most and once you're in, you realize the people are snobs, you should have saved your money, and you miss your poor friends.

You: I'm on the keto diet! Only organic and clean foods for me!
Me: Dude! You're doing country club keto. Save your money and have a bunless Quarter Pounder with Cheese!

by Jed Edwards August 26, 2018

COULTERGEIST

A mythical man reining from NY, who is the equivalent of a God on earth, also goes by the name Coultdawg, Cgeist, and Cmerciful.

Yesterday, I hung out with the Coultergeist.

by Daddy yum yums December 9, 2018

Kat Country 103.3FM

The greatest country music station in Northern California. Centered in Sacramento. Their DJs include DJ Walker, Nikky Thomas, Randy "Bubba" Black, Dave Holmes, Kitty Couger, and Jaimee Lee.

Person 1 : Hey man, that's a great song, is that on a CD?

Person 2 : Hell no dude, It's Kat Country 103.3FM!!!

by RedNeck Cowboy July 19, 2009

West-Country Hangover

The stage of a hangover where any and all attempts at conversation merely result in grunts of "Oooh, Arrr"

"Sorry hun, I would have hung around this morning but I'd hit the West-Country Hangover stage ."

by Lullabytiger April 8, 2013

Queen Without A Country

Queen Without A Country -- Usually and obnoxiously flamboyant gay man who is fashion-challenged, unattractive, clueless, narcissistic, and totally unaware that he's hated by most of the people he considers friends or acquaintances

Perez Hilton thinks he's HOTT, but GURL, he's so a Queen Without a Country. The same for losers like Johnny Weir and Emanuel Sandhu.

by Mixed Race Kid August 20, 2007

country music

A form of music in which the words can be understood, any instrument is game, writing talent is critical, and every song doesn't have to be about horny depressed teenagers singing one or two lines over and over.

Songs about life. Check out some Johnny Cash lyrics if you're still confused.

by Educated February 16, 2005

cross country geek

Derogatory name given to cross country runners, most of which are actually popular at school.

"If you call me a cross country geek one more time, I'll kick your fricken ass!"

by 123454321 September 1, 2008