cooked

Slang term: Describing the old condition of somebody's shoes or clothing.

You been rocking those AirMax kicks for a year. Them shits is cooked!

by GabberNYC December 17, 2006

Cookie

A person in a position of power, who is extremely lazy and yet berates other people for the same laziness. This person typically enjoys running down other people to make his life seem somewhat relevant. He/she also lives at home with mom and has never been laid. Car is usually filled with McDonald's wrappers and self pity.

Mikes mom told him to make sure he gets home from work before the street lights come on. He said he might be late because he had to brother fuck someone first. Damn he's turned into a real cookie!

by The one fitter January 8, 2012

wet cookie

A male-based game in which a cookie is placed centered between a circle of 5-10 males. The men then have a contest to see who ejaculates last onto the cookie. The sorry soldier who spunks last must eat the cookie.

Matt had to eat the cookie because he climaxed last. Ew, there's cum on your cookie.

by Perro Grande January 9, 2004

Vomit Cookie

When one actually "tosses their cookies" and a full, undigested cookie comes out: a vomit cookie is created. The victim is obligated to eat the cookie by an unspoken oath, due to the extreme paradox of the situation. It is collectively undecided as to whether or not it is actually desirable to create a vomit cookie.

Steve was particularly dismayed when he tossed out a real vomit cookie. He regretted it severely, although he was kind of impressed at the same time.

by Tommyboy783928 March 16, 2008

Emo Cookie

Emo Cookies have become widely known on gaming website 'Kongregate Games'. Create by Meghan16, they are the yummiest and most depressed snack in existence (:

Meghan16: *Gives Danny an emo cookie*
DannyTehDood: *Eats Emo Cookie*
Meghan16: Was it nice?
DannyTehDood: Yeah *Flicks emo hair to the side*

by DannyTehDood December 27, 2009

jock strap cookie race

When new players of a football team are required to insert a chocolate cream filled cookies between their butt cheeks and run down a 100 yard football field while wearing a jock strap And whoever drops the cookie before finishing the race is required to consume the ass sweat cookie along with the other losers of the race but the winner is not required to eat the cookie but hey why not it shows team spirit. (in Blue Mountain State this is how Alex Moran, Creg Shilo and Sammy cacciatore are initiated into the blue mountain state football team and for some reason Thad Castle takes part in the race even though he is already part of the football team and he actually wins but still eats the cookie because he's a real ass G like that And to top that all off he's the captain and the best that BMS will ever have.)

Damn did you see that jock strap cookie race last week? Yeah!... It was crazy

Hey I would like become a member of the blue mountain state football team. Ok if you think your BMS material then you need to first participate in the jock strap cookie race. I'll be there.

by Blue lag December 30, 2016

cookie crumble

To strike a women in the vaginal area with either your hand or foot.

Jen: "If you sleep with my man again I swear I will give you a cookie crumble that you won't be able to recover."

by blakkkkkkeeeeee September 25, 2007