Australian coffee

When a girl punches you in the nose and then throws salt in your eyes and yells "OY" in your face while at the same time slapping you on the back so-as to cause all of the wind to be knocked out of you.

I was pretty hung over but the hostel manager woke me up with an "Australian coffee" and, strangely, I feel better now.

by notsmartdum May 14, 2010

Jacksonville Black Coffee

When a girl has diarrhea on a guys dick and then proceeds to give him oral

She was just gonna give me head, but she had to shit so it turned into a Jacksonville black coffee

by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 8, 2011

Hit the Coffin

A phrase equal to the saying "hit the sack" meaning go to bed. Used among Gothics and vampire enthusiasts (not to be confused with twihards)

I'm exhausted it's so late

yeah I think I'm going to "Hit the Coffin"

Me too, good evening

^,,^

by Ava Pendragon June 14, 2011

Coffee Filter

A female version of tea-bagging. Can be done to both genders.

Cameron Coffee Filtered Taylor and they laughed. Thats funny.

by Sababa August 1, 2009

naval coffee

origin jerrish. Coffee that has been poured into a individuals favorite coffee mug with a layer of semen put into the bottom of the favorite mug before pouring said coffee into the favorite mug.

Unsuspecting boss pissed me off I fixed him up with a naval coffee.

by JerDO August 21, 2006

Mr. A and B the C of D

someone who is the coollest person i've ever met. the

A= Above
B= Beyond
C= Call
D= Duty

-dude did you see Mr. A and B the C of D?
-no man who is he?
-HE IS ONLY THE COOLEST PERSON TO LIVE!!!!!!

by Mr. A and B the C of D January 28, 2010

Coffee Table

A device not only good for holding your coffee and donuts, but is also great for having sex on

Clear breakfast off the coffee table, it's time for an orgy!

by Epic Failure June 26, 2008