Chode Wallet

a Vagina that loves to take chodes.

that bitch has such a chode wallet.

by zeldajew November 3, 2008

Chode Carrot

is a root vegetable, usually orange in color, though purple, red, white, and yellow varieties exist. It has a crisp texture when fresh. it would be an perfect vegatable if not for the sorrow that it is as long as it is wide. making it imposible to eat correctly much like a chode.

Camille: you said you made vegtable soup where are the carrots?

Tyler: i was going to buy some but the supermarket only had fat, short, Chode Carrots

by Tybunk October 28, 2010

Chode-wagon

Someone who is such a chode, they are a wagon full of it. An insult, calling someone a Huge chode.

"That guy called my wife fat!"
"What a Chode-wagon!"

by XScottX December 17, 2008

son of a chode

A person that is chode spawn(Male). They usually act just like their parents(Chodes). They definitely have microscopic chodes for which they are resented.

Dude Anthony was such a son of a chode when he flashed everyone at the party!

by A Dog 69 May 8, 2009

Sober Chode

A chode that is sober.

Person 1: "Dude! Where the fuck is Alex?"
Person 2: "He stayed home... didnt want to come out tonight."
Person 1: "What a sober chode."

by Breckin April 29, 2010

chode-husker

A chode-husker can be any of the following three things:

1. A person who gives a hand job to a man with a chode.

2. A person who does something stupid, dumb, etc...

3. An alternative mascot for Nebraska football

1. Bobby: Yo, Tommy, did you hear Jeannie gave a handy to

Billy last night?

Tommy: Doesn't surprise me, Jeannie is such a

chode-husker!

2. Bobby: Does anyone know why there is a penis on my

face?

Tommy: Because you passed out at 8:30 last night

chode-husker!

3. University of Missouri announcer: And now to the field come the

Nebraska chode-huskers!

by the purpler giraffe July 10, 2010

Chode Law

Chode law was created after a lifetime of studying by one of the greatest engineers the Midlands has ever seen. He wishes to remain unknown but will forever be heralded by those who know him for his excellent research and thesis on Chode Law.

Chode Law states that; The length of a chode is inversely proportionate to its girth.

Your penis is like a coke can....

Chode law baby, chode law!

by Shotgun_Norman October 2, 2017