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chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
by mike the great December 3, 2007
mugGet the chocolate chip cookiemug.

fish n chips

A womens poker game. fish being the pungeant odor originating from their snatch, and of course the betting chips. therefore, you have fish n chips.
angela, helga and mary were enjoying a nice game of fish n chips during the sticky summer night.
by david the c December 7, 2009
mugGet the fish n chipsmug.

chips n' drinks

Getting snacks before watching a film or when your out with your mates.

Inspired by The Streets song "fit but you know it"

"So I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips n' drinks"
man I'm bored, lets get some chips n' drinks

lets get chips n' drinks
by Matt the bat July 6, 2005
mugGet the chips n' drinksmug.

chicken and chips shop

The place where u and the boys go for a cheeky bit of chicken and chips. Its owned by a pakistani immigrant
by badman from endz June 2, 2020
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Couch potato chip

When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
Heck ya! Attack dogs! This calls for some well deserved couch potato chips.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011
mugGet the Couch potato chipmug.

california potato chip

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it
i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip
by chris wheeler100 June 26, 2008
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chip shop fart

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006
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