cheese special

A local delicacy from the town of Workington. A piece of bread is very lightly toasted and then buttered. Slices of cheese are cut (preferably Red Leicester) nice and thickly and then placed upon the bread. The work-in-progress is then put in the microwave for around 30 seconds so the cheese is melted. A healthy dose of tomato sauce is then applied, and the entire concoction is folded in half for eating pleasure.

God, I'm so stoned I would love a cheese special right about now!

by Rosie Gyles August 18, 2008

cheese puff

A sensational snack eaten for pure snacking or can be thrown at other people to show affection. And the person cheese puffed must show a good sign to the cheese puffer so he/she can get the OK to date or possibly kiss.

Man, this cheese puff is good.

OR
Joe:Arlan just cheese puffed her.And she laughed
Bob:OMG!! Seriously?! Ricky's gonna be pissed.

by silver mercedes nailpolish34 February 15, 2010

flumunda cheese

The "curd" found on the scrotum or penis after a period of non-bathing.

Q: Where does flumunda cheese come from?
A: Flumunda my nuts!

by lewsskrew August 2, 2007

Making cheese

Making Cheese - the act of ‘churning’ the penis, similar to churning butter, while masturbating.

Darla: “Hey, what’s Steven doing in his office with the door closed?”

Ashley: “Oh, he’s making cheese like he does every day after lunch.”

by YEWROC September 26, 2018

Put the Frosted Cheerios down

A phrase used to tell someone to stop being crazy, annonying, or hyperactive.

Chis, put the Frosted Cheerios down.

by AC/DC 4 Life March 21, 2009

Ancient Ass-cheese Flower

Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.

"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."

by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010

stack dat cheese

To accumulate ("stack") money ("cheese"), preferably in vast quantities.

If you wanna be where it's AT, you gotta stack dat cheese.

by SakuraFTW October 27, 2011