Chinese lane change

When a driver turns on their blinker in one direction, then immediately changes lanes in the opposite direction.

I had to slam on the brakes because the car in front of me pulled a Chinese lane change.

by philfodih February 8, 2026

Swedish oil change

When a big blonde girl puts meatballs up your ass

This girl gave me a Swedish oil change last night. Was she blonde? No, she was Italian.

by Alfroed February 13, 2026

Mongolian oil change

When you jerk off a horse till it cuts then proceed to fuck the horse in the ass till you cum filling it back up

Sorry im busy today I ganna go down to the farm and do a few mongolian oil changes

by Itchy10 February 27, 2026

German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.

"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"

by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025

Hungarian Oil Change

The man ejaculates his load into he/she’s mouth and sucks it back out into a turkey baster. Injecting the semen back into the man’s ass and sealing it with a buttplug.

ex. “Dude this girl gave me a Hungarian Oil Change in Bangkok, Thailand!” “No way bro!”

by Anonymous.Persons July 17, 2025

Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

Keyzee Quick Change

When your buddy of 30 years picks you up in a Porsche 911, but before you reach Keyzee, you’re forced into a roadside outfit swap because you smell like BBQ. Luxury meets reality.

Keyzee Quick Change, There is no substitute.

by Tuffguy UF August 19, 2025