Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
by Benjamin Dover 76028 July 20, 2009
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An excellent sprite comic acting as the sequel to the Captain N show. It can be located at captainsnes.keenspace.com
by Captain SNES November 15, 2003
Get the Captain SNES mug.Someone who has cronic death breath, sometimes uses it as a weapon. Captin halitosis is small and smells a lot.
theres a kid in my school called luke roberts and he likes to play with kitties, he has the most pungent smell emitting from his mouth.
so we all call him captin halitosis
so we all call him captin halitosis
by peedy dogg March 27, 2009
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The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
by IN Famous July 2, 2010
Get the Captain Morgan Belt Buckle mug.Often short for Mr Sexy. Little Sexy's bestfriend. Has a very sexy ass and is blonde. He is the sweetest, funniest, most honest and caring and loving friend anyone can have. Everyone loves him, Exspeacially a Little Sexy!!
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