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insurance cookie

a cookie you grab early in the morning before work or school because you know they will all be gone when you get home.
Fred: "John, come on! We're gonna be late for work!"
John: "Hold up, gotta grab me an insurance cookie."
by Arbag August 24, 2009
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making cookies

having sex, or performing sexual acts. Can be used as a code to warn friends to not come into a room, visit, etc.
person 1: "hey, can i come down and hang out? i'm bored as hell."
person 2: "um, i don't know i'm kinda busy..."
person 1: "oh, whatcha doin'?"
person 2: "um..making cookies..."
person 1: "ahhhhh i see..."
by sweet-sale.com September 11, 2003
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cooked a pudding

To shit, poop, crap, dump, pinch a loaf, drop deuce, defecated, take a dump, go number 2, do dookie, take a shit, drop a load, drop the kids off at the pool, shart, take the browns to the superbowl, blast a dookie, spray mud, hershey squirts, upper decker, tussle with the toilet, shitting, do a deuce nugget, burn a mule, battling the brown juggernaut, brawl with the bowl, pitch a loaf, do doo doo, juggernaut runs... Usually soft.

This occurs when one has a viral infection, when one is under excessive mental stress, or when one eats too much greasy fast-food.
{John} Dude, what took you so long??
{Bill} I cooked a pudding. :-3

Sorry I was late. I was cooking pudding all morning.

{Jack} Hey, Jill... Wanna mess around?
{Jill} Sure... But give me ten minutes. I have to go cook some pudding first.
by Dodqe September 24, 2010
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gas cooker

that gas cooker, she costs 100 quid for a round-the-world
by polruan April 13, 2010
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Slow cooking

Misleading a person who is a bit slow and making them they think they are going on a date when they are not. Usually done as a way to mock and shame the victim publicly.
Dude are you going to date that weird girl?

Nah man, I'm just slow cooking
by Trentty June 30, 2019
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Chocolate chipless cookie

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.
by BreeNiya April 17, 2008
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get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm
You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?
by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016
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