christian

sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.

lauren: where’d my phone go?
naomi: christian stole it

by uknowwhoiamlmBo December 14, 2019

Chrismantha

A relationship that has no moves whatsoever.

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.

by K33yal January 30, 2020

Christian Gravy

That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married

Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard

by Ohyeahbigdaddy March 29, 2020

Christian Rock

Music and songs that are directed toward Christians for them to praise God, hear a Christian message or enjoy with a rock music beat.

Did you hear about the Christian Rock concert this weekend?

by b4urn April 4, 2020

Christian

The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.

Person1: You know the new kid Christian

Person2: Yeah

Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister

by Jermeyclarcson April 11, 2020

christian

christian like BBC up his ass hole

OMG DEEPER PLEASE christian

by fdahath June 3, 2020

christian

sucks dick

fsgn christian eats dick

by fdahath June 3, 2020