boneragmatic

getting such a hard bonner that it takes a long cold shower or imediate whacking to get it to go away.

jeff: man it inst leaving i think i am getting light headed
chris: dude u better do something or it will become boneragmatic
jeff: o shit i dont want that!

by samuel adams January 31, 2005

bnernst

(bn-ernst)

adj.

Almost capable of completing a simple task or action, but missing one or more of the necessary supplies, equipment, or other requirements.

Rocks are bnernst to think; they are not alive and have no nervous system.

by Bnernstmaster November 16, 2006

bonerboat

the act of motorboat when applied to a man's erect penis and sometimes ball bag

The other day I walked in and Greg was on his knees bonerboating Matt.

by Lil' Queefy December 22, 2008

Bonerfied Midget

A midget on the horn and ready to fuck anything in it's path.

Person 1: There's a midget humping my leg.
Person 2: Don't worry, it's just a bonerfied midget. He'll be done in a minute.

by Smokey Tits December 5, 2010

Boner language

The ability to tell if someone has a boner, just by their awkward actions and gestures.

A: "That kid has a boner."
B: "How can you tell?"

A: "I read his boner language."

by AWitBaybay July 10, 2011

Boner Dispenser

someone with the raw sexual magnatism of a lust filled dynamism equating to the walking orgasm inspiration

Guy 1 : dude she is such a boner dispenser!
Guy 2 : bro i don't know what you are talking about...
Guy 1 : you sure dude ?? look down
Guy 2 : ....

by AmyIsABonerDispenser July 28, 2011

bonercyclist

1. One who gets an erection (slang: boner) when riding a motorcycle.

2. One who rides a boner.

The bonercyclist hit a truck head-on while fapping over his Harley.

Your mom is a bonercyclist, she rides boners all day every day.

by Deav, Belkins & Associates October 20, 2012