Spunky button

Where you purposefully aim your spunk into your belly button and leave it to dry. Then it is picked out and collected in a jar.

Hi James, how many spunky buttons have you got?

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

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poverty button

The place on your car dash where a working button would go if you could afford a model other than the base.

Darren's Sandpiper doesn't have an AC, but it does have a poverty button.

by Durt McGurt July 01, 2024

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An unlabeled, unusable button or switch in your car because you couldn't afford the option upgrade.

Every time I look at that unlabeled poverty button on my dash, I'm reminded of the heated seats I couldn't afford.

by Durt McGurt November 14, 2023

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When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

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When you put Honey on your dickhead, cover it with Pop Rocks, and shove it into the available anus all while yelling 'Do you know the Muffin Man?'.

"Have You ever had a Candied Button?"

"Only in prison..."

by TheRocketeer January 16, 2015

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When you reject someone's call as fast as possible without answering. The rejection serves as entitlement. If you have been ho buttoned. You are a ho

"dude, you're mom just hit the ho button"

"Ho button"

"You're a ho"

by Lean and mean March 12, 2017

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When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 11, 2022

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