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Vegan Breakfast

The Vegan Breakfast was a sexual move made popular in late 2010 by several people from Richmond, VA. It entails a male of any size or girth inserting his penis head into the un-circumcised foreskin of another male and then ejaculating. This is known as a Vegan Breakfast.
Rob and Mike never get tired of their Vegan Breakfasts.
by Ask Kingy October 5, 2010
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dog's breakfast

Usually eaten in morning - A dog's breakfast
by El_Nombre June 18, 2004
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Breakfast

Noun

1. Eating after you fast.
2. First meal of the day.

Once you have your regular 7 to 8 hour sleep,( mainly durning the night), your body basically fast because you haven't eaten in hours. So to fuel your mind and body, you break your fast by eating a meal when you wake up, (mainly in the morning).
The doctor told me to fast by not eating after 9pm for blood work in the morning.

After the blood work I can have breakfast.
by Sharkizy November 3, 2012
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morrisons breakfast

my college luckily enough has a supermarket right next door (we call it Chuck Norrissons) - the clue is kind of in the name.

usually a Morrisons breakfast is just a mix of all the sweets doh-nuts and chocolate that you can get you hands on for as little money as possible and that your mum would never want you to eat first thing in the morning
I was up all night last night and haven't eaten anything. anyone want a morrisons breakfast?
by theamazingjt November 18, 2010
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Dutch Breakfast

The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time
"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."

"Dude, that's not okay."
by UltimateLord June 4, 2016
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Hello Breakfast

A randomized phrase of one interjection and one noun combined together by a mentally challenged individual to create this phrase.
"Hello Breakfast!"
"Oh Crap!"
"Bye Starch!"
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003
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Breakfast shift

Shit i must be the only dumfuck out there who's stoopid enough to do these waster shifts. I have to get up at 5 frickin 30 to serve you ass clowns breakfast the least you could do is say good morning, actually no i'll make it even easier just morning will be fine (i loose interest quickly). ah well maybe i'm being to harsh on breakfast it is one of my favoritemeals of the day right up there with lunch and dinner (plus any relevant snacks n shit) besides i probably hate splilt shifts more but thats another whole different but just about as boring rant from yours truly.
breakfast, split, breakfast, split, breakfast...thanks then
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