Get a boyfriend bag.

A gift usually given around Christmas or birthdays, to a single friend. Consists of lacy panties, matching bra, and flirty thigh high socks (optional) all bundled inside a wine bag in hopes of helping her luck in getting a boyfriend.

Girl 1: My best friend has really been bummed since her boyfriend dumped her.

Girl 2: Maybe you should make her a Get a boyfriend bag.

by Kayaluki!!! December 13, 2009

boyfriend

U can use "this" insted of walking with dog

woman: c'mon boy! let's go !!
boyfriend: hou hou

by LoThLoRiEn February 2, 2004

boyfriend bitcher

The overly annoying friend who becomes pissed off whenever your significant other is present, and for no apparent reason. The boyfriend bitcher is friends with both people in the relationship, however, is not a big fan of the relationship itself, and makes it known to both parties in obnoxious and bitchy ways.

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Kathy, those new shoes are so blah blah blah, you're such a good friend, blah blah blah"

(significant other approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) oh. whatever

Boyfriend Bitcher - "So Steve, i love being your friend blah blah blah"

(Kathy approaches)

Bitcher - (rolls eyes) I can't deal with you two.

by Aunt Kathy August 15, 2010

CBW (crazy boyfriend mode)

A pissed off male, usually by the woman he is romatically involved with, who is about to let the world know that he is pissed off.

Girl, I think I am going to call the police this man is outside screamin' and hollerin'. I think he has a gun too. He is in CBM

by the crew April 11, 2003

boyfriend

A type of person who was hired by the mafia to get in the way of all my girlfriends(hoes).

ME: hEY BABY
gIRL: HEY
bOY: i AM HER BOYFRIEND
mE: bACK OFF MY HOES!
bOY; (SCARED) OOOOH OKKKKK!

by p.i.m.p. November 20, 2003

boyfriend cleptomaniac

someone such as allie takes a boy and uses him and throws him away like a tampon...and get a fresh one when needed..
basically you get a boyfriend then when you get bored you get a new one and your a player

allie was with steven for a while then she got bored and got a new boy=boyfriend cleptomaniac

by shwibby September 16, 2006

boyfriend shield

A wall thrown up by a girl (or boy) who is actively hit on regularly by someone - usually someone who the girl wouldn't be interested in even if they weren't happy in their relationship.

The phrase can refer either to the vibe put out by the girl, or (more often) is invoked by waving one or both arms and saying "boyfriend shield".

The defensive version of the boyfriend bomb.

1. "Man, she's touchy - even when I'm just talking about MY relationships, SHE throws up the boyfriend shield and doesn't want to hear about it."

2. "I got a copy of 'Caligula' yesterday and wanted to know if you..."
"WHOA! Boyfriend shield!!!"

by Pasqal Veritude June 3, 2008