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Alec Blues

When one makes a joke and you instantly believe it is aimed at your forehead, the clouds above open, the rain falls and you begin to defend yourself with declining grit as you realise it was a general joke and not an insult towards you personally.
Joker : Haha look at that malnourished pale cunt.

Alec Blues victim : I HAVE SENSITIVE SKIN AND I HAD A MIGRAINE ALL WEEKEND WHEN THE SUN WAS OUT ANYWAY!

Joker : Mate I just meant the pro that guy made on the other team.

Alec Blues victim : Well I’ve still basically got a migraine.
by Sendies June 4, 2025
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Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them
My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.
by Gator Bator June 19, 2025
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Postiter Blues

After vacation blues or after vacation depression. The term for the realization that you have to return to slave labor, chores, and reality after a fun and relaxing vacation.

(-Iter is Latin for travel)
The thought of going back to work tomorrow is giving me the postiter blues.
by Krazyladee July 9, 2025
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Snow Shovel Blues

When you are outside shoveling snow completely alone, and all you have to keep you warm is the sound of your own voice singing some random tune.
Nick was outside shoveling snow when he got the Snow Shovel Blues and started singing "Eye of the Tiger".
by Rascals January 8, 2010
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Window Box Blues

An expression used to state the feeling of sadness and indifference that one feels at the end of the night while window shopping at a brothel, bordello, or whore house for a prostitute or hooker.
- "After Mike couldn't get that bombshell blonde in the sack, he left the bar for the red light district and found himself deep in the window box blues."

- "I stayed out until 5 in the morning when the window box blues over took me."
by 3s&7s August 17, 2011
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machine gun blues

when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.
Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.
by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014
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