Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

blinding stew

Stew that blinds people for 24 hours, One day blinding stew that you feed to your children to stop them biting hair by blinding them for a day.

Dave: "my daughter is biting my hair what do I do?"
Lynda, Georgia, Rebecca, rei, and lizzy: "feed her blinding stew that makes her blind for 1 day"

by Marshywanderer March 1, 2025

Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.

"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"

by vvaerea March 2, 2025

Butt Blind

The phenomenon when a person becomes completely unaware of plumber’s cracks, due to being exposed to so many.

Mark didn’t even bat an eye when his co-worked bent over, he was butt blind.

by flybotworld March 7, 2025

blind jump

any jump where you're unable to see what's up ahead. mostly used in the Geometry Dash community.

I DIED TO A BLIND JUMP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by slideglide June 3, 2024

Broke Blindness

When you just get paid and you spend your cash unnecessarily even though you may have been struggling beforehand; a cycle.

Jimmy has broke blindness, he used his paycheck to buy a new TV even though he has a gallon of gas left and no food.

by Box_o_Foxes June 5, 2024

Blind Hate Idiot

Blind Hate Idiot (BHI) - Someone who hates Disney Star Wars only because they hate women and black people. "I DIDN'T LIKE IT, SO EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!" is what they caw amongst their murder of crows while watching the critically acclaimed "Disney's The Acolyte" tv show on Disney+ (streaming now!) Be warned! BHI's are also extremely prone to cousin humping.

That Blind Hate Idiot can't see the artistry in the Acoltye because he's blind, an idiot, and full of hate!

by dolphinknees007 June 12, 2024