Blind Poster

Someone who's bored af on the urban dictionary and just posts random stuff to contribute to the massive community of useless definitions. Most likely a procrastinator
I'm bored as BALLS rn, so imma be a Blind Poster and post something on the urban dictionary
by bearlmfao December 11, 2023
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line blind

One who has no idea where that magical line between tact and idiocy lies.
Telling a girl she has a ghetto booty is still in the "tact" region, while "you've got one fat ass bitch" is not.
by Ego March 16, 2005
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garbage blindness

Sudden loss of vision when the garbage can is full and needs emptied. Popular among lazy roommates and family members.
It's Tom's job to take out the garbage, but due to his garbage blindness, I had to do it myself.
by jpraxis December 01, 2010
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blinded by clarity

When she woke from the nightmare to find him still next to her she was blinded by clarity and knew at that moment it was love...
by Stefanie Durham January 13, 2011
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blonk blindness syndrome

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome
by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024
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Broccoli blindness

When you are unable to indentify your teenager in a crowd of his friends due to the broccoli like haircut that all teenage boys currently have.
I was at the track meet and totally missed Tanner running. There were like 20 boys out there. It must have been a case of total broccoli blindness.
by Bob_MoneyXX January 30, 2025
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Blinded by Nostalgia

Blinded by nostalgia is typically a term referring to a player in a video game who knows that they enjoyed a certain newer update of a game, but act as if an older update of the game was better, because it was more "nostalgic", even though the update didn't bring really good stuff.
"Season 3 was better than Chapter 2 Season 2"
"You are blinded by nostalgia"
by poofart96 August 21, 2023
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