Septic Badger

A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.

Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.

Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Retarded Badger

Darren O' Callaghan

Darren O' Callaghan is a Retarded Badger of epic proportions

by Steven.E.M May 28, 2011

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Stinkin Badges

The art of throttling-up a ferocious batch of explosive diarrhea and unceremoniously splatterblasting the unsavory cauldron of liquid shit, all across a lover's unsuspecting chest. Commonly regarded as the preferred method of "deputizing" wannabee gangstas, as fake affiliates, into non-existant gangs, throughout the Southwestern United States, especially San Diego.

Shit, crap, steamer, diarrhea stinkin badges

by Gadeanz June 25, 2014

spaz badger

1. A person that is truly a fucking idiot.

"Mike, kick the ball you fucking spaz badger"

by Xx_Sniperpro_xX July 9, 2016

Money Badger

The Money Badger is the most gangster animal in the animal kingdom.
It just takes what it wants, and has no regard for any other animal whatsoever.
Nothing can stop the Money Badger when it's patrollin.
The Money Badger does the work, and all the other animals just get the scraps.

Those boys just rolled through here like Money Badgers!.They don't give a shit!

by C. Money Badger June 23, 2016

Red Badger

A red badger is a man with no penis, they're often making bad jokes.

Person 1: Did you hear about Dylan?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Some girls were saying he's a red badger.

by FloralSkies23 June 9, 2017