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brian

a cheater, a COMPLETELY unloyal man, a childish man who I always end up running back to no matter how many girls he’s cheated on me with that month it’s toxic i know but I CANT
p1 “ong i totally rode the shit out of brian last night
p2 “uh, what? same..”
p1 “WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!! YOU !&);/1@9”!0”
p2: “calm down have him his balls are hairy anyway”
by hotmum December 7, 2022
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brian simkins

the most retarded kid you have ever met. definitely has a 1 centimeter penis and no girls. and btw, that 1 centimeter is his height as well. don’t recommend being friends with a brian
by 1 millimeter defeater July 29, 2022
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Brian

Snitch Boy aka Big Boy Narc. Invite him to gay knife and be prepared to lose all your girls to him.
“Who’s the snitch boy? Oh, Brian.”
by Lotion69 November 9, 2020
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Brian

A man born in 0AD in the stable next to Jesus Christ where he was mistaken for the redeemer by the Three Wise Men. He lived a rather boring life until he re-encountered Jesus at the Sermon at the Mount where he and his mother could not hear his preaching due to the factors of their distance from the lord and the bickering of a very stereotypical Jewish man and a man with a very large nose. While working at his menial job at the Colosseum selling snacks such as Otters noses he is recruited by the Judean Peoples Front who's aim is to reclaim Judea from the Romans. Through his acts of terror, he comes face to face with Pontious Pilate and is sentenced to Crucifixion, whilst running from the Romans he is mistaken for the Messiah and attracts a following to his dismay. He is eventually caught by the Romans and dies as a martyr whilst singing with the very stereotypical Jewish man prior mentioned. God bless Brian.
Person 1: Did you see that Brian fella, he's the Messiah!

Brians's Mother: HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. NOW PISS OFF!
by Akshi13 May 2, 2022
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Brian

A name used for birth

He’s 7/10 black African American and slays the biggest cock on earth 9/10 and 9/10 skinny

The name Brian usually puts fear in other people with that encounter the names of Malik or William or Daryl
by doctor appointment November 22, 2021
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Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain
Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.
by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023
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Brian

This dude has a girlfriend named Jessi who’s super hot. They will have hella kids and his dick big
Damn Brian your girlfriend Jessi is hot
by Daddydaycarefordicks69 April 17, 2021
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