bedroom bored

sexually frustrated or getting bored of sex with a person

im so bedroom bored i will tap that

by Kaptain Kopperburg November 3, 2010

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

by Storm-King December 6, 2013

corner bored

A random person who is dared to rob a corner store just out of boredom. Usually done by guys between the ages of 13 and 15.

Usually caught in the act and taxes by police.

Guy 1: hey dude i dare you to be corner bored and get us some red bull.

Guy 2. K

by sowhatisyoname December 8, 2013

breakfast boned

When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.

Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!

by deeliciousness December 14, 2013

italian boned

When you get shagged by an itlaian

Holy shit, when i went to italy my mom got seriously italian boned

by Mummybanger003 February 15, 2017

hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.

Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!

by Pacingtons April 22, 2018

TaM-Boned

TaM-Boned: The art is being sprung on the monkey, AKA Blooming Pussy Lips from a country gurl.

Man you got TaM-Boned.

Is that TaM-Bone that good.
Man I need to get me some of that TaM-Bone

by ManMadeMeat January 12, 2018