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The Boston Fiddle Head

The delicate practice of using weights to stretch a womans clitoris to the length of eventually curling up like a fiddle head.
It took Michelle 3 weeks to expand into a nice fiddle head.
I love her new look.

the boston fiddle head.
by like a little blowjob April 5, 2008
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a boston technicality

when one is on the path to spiritual ascension and they accidentally engage in emotionally or physically intimate act (s) thus impeding their spiritual ascent
babe, it was only a boston technicality

what happens in boston, stays in boston, except for a boston technicality that shit stays with you

I was almost a wizard but then I went travelling and encountered a boston technicality
by bostonbaby222 July 13, 2022
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Jared from Boston

A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.
Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”
by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023
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South Boston

One of the coolest towns, it is located in Boston, Massachusetts it also known as "Southie".
Eddie: "South Boston is the coolest place ever!"
Jacob: "Fo' rizzle!"
by EddieMcD May 3, 2006
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South Boston

South Boston is a ghetto hood where Irish gang members have ruled the streets for centuries. Housing projects, drug dealers, and homicides are a usual sight in southie.
South Boston is the poorest urban area where over 75% of the residents are white.
by Southie Irish April 18, 2010
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The Boston-Providence Theory

The Boston-Providence Theory states that there is nothing in Rhode Island that is better than anything in Massachusetts. Rhode Island was created in 1765 when Jonathan Williams, a prominent cartographer, sneezed while drawing Massachusetts. The most persuading data to back up the Boston-Providence Theory is as follows:

1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
Guy 1: I don't really feel safe living in Providence.
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?

"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
by Jesus^2 January 2, 2008
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East Boston

Know to Bostonians as 'Eastie.' A ghetto section of Boston. There are over "100 hardcore members of MS-13 in the neighborhood." For many decades, the Italian mafia ran shit around here. (They're still around) Today it is predominantly a Hispanic area. (Salvadorian, Columbian, Puerto Rican, Ecuadorian, etc) Although Italian and Polish people live there too. People from Eastie have a distinct Boston accent. (Some words they say may sound like more of a Rhode Island/New York accent.) Eastie can often be affiliated more with the north shore rather than the city of Boston. Even though the best views of downtown are in eastie, in front of the ghettoest projects in all of Boston - Maverick. People from here usually overuse words such as: fuck, yo, cunt, slut, whore, jerk off, etc. (people here usually have a truck drivers mouth and don't care if they offend you to your face.)
ME: "That girl looks like she's from East Boston"
FRIEND: "Yeah, she does look like a bitch."
by Jay ZTN August 22, 2008
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