Brandon

A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone

Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up

by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019

Brandon

your nan

He is gay like Brandon

by 69 boi November 29, 2019

Brandon

He has a giant cock

Omg Brandon was so big

by Heyyy.boyyy December 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

The real name is daddy. He has great ball control and his driving is godly. He almost got t boned but he hit 100 on the dash. Daddy is the biggest of boys clocking in a 6"9 packing some smoll dick energy to balance out the universe. He took one for the bois.

Damn That dude is such a daddy.
Yeah Brandon over there?

by Big dick Entergy December 26, 2019

Brandon

He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming

Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying

by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020

brandon

A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.

Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."

by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020