Arse at high tide

"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
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Snapping arse

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 08, 2024
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arse-cockle

Alternative term for a hemorrhoid (a.k.a. arse grape).
I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
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Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.
"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."
by Canonboyo April 02, 2013
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upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)
Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"
by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021
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total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 04, 2009
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Half-arsing

Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."

Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022
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