"Oh, no breakfast for me thanks. I've had my arse at high tide for the past two days and I'm afraid to fart in case I blow out a tsunami!"
by Gruntie Stevie October 25, 2020
1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.
3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.
4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.
by Azuraz1 July 08, 2024
I'm suffering from the discharge from my arse-cockles and it's causing me some rather unpleasant chaffing in the pants region.
by The Wheelchair Detective August 22, 2006
"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"
"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."
"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."
by Canonboyo April 02, 2013
by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021
"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 04, 2009
Verb - Meaning to go about a designated task in an obvious and intentional half-arsed manner, with the expectation of having someone more motivated or capable step in and take over, and never being entrusted with such tasks ever again.
Woman to friend: "I don't know why I bother asking my insert either: Son/Husband/Brother/Housemate to help with insert either: cook/clean/laundry/chores etc, they'll just fart around Half-arsing it so that I take over in frustration and finish it properly, or have to do it all over again anyway."
Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
Mother to Son: "Can you please help fold and put away your laundry?"
Son to Mother: *sighs* "OK..." * scrunches laundry into a ball and stuffs it in a drawer.*
Mother to Son: "you know what? Just get outta my way and quit Half-arsing around. I may as well just do it myself."
by Joools November 28, 2022