#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

National slap arse day

November 6th, national slap arse day is a free opportunity to slap somebody’s bums

Lewis slapped my arse but it’s national slap arse day

by Jamiecrookk November 4, 2020

kiss-arse

The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep

J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”

by megaweirdo January 22, 2019

Arse-keg

The act of opening the anal cavity to allow a group of 10+ strangers to urinate, deficate & ejaculate into the ‘arse keg’. The ‘arse keg brew’ is then allowed 10 minutes to settle, before being serving to the group of participating strangers to sip and enjoy through a straw.

“Hey have you seen Daisy?”
“Yeah, she’s in the corner being the Arse-Keg’”
Or

“Hey, are you down to party tonight?!?”

“Damn right, I wouldn’t miss an arse keg party!”

by ArseGerbil December 19, 2017

Cock-arse

Slang, disrespectful term to describe another person, usually Male, co joins two parts of anatomy usually separate.

You are a cock-arse.

by Adam DeNovo August 12, 2019

an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017