angry jew

a sex move where you burn the cum on the vagina and lick the vagina till the heat is gone.

Stacy wanted to learn a new move so i gave her the old angry jew.

by lakeandbake October 20, 2017

angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009

Angry Santa

1. Name given to a person who usually is nice and joyous, but suddenly makes a sarcastic or angry remark that is inconsistent with their usual self. This is similar to seeing a usual jolly Santa becoming angry for any reason and is inconsistent with his character.

2. If in a conversation, the topic is lighthearted and joyous, and one person makes a witty remark that changes the mood of the conversation from humorous to that of making put downs, that person is referred to as an Angry Santa.

Person 1: "Remember when he slipped and fell on the sidewalk?"

-Everyone has a benign laugh-

Person 1: "Poor thing didn't see the black ice at night."

Person 2: "Or his fat ass made the sidewalk bend"

Everyone in group to Person 2: "Uh-uh Angry Santa!"

by Doc Jay UCLA November 28, 2009

angry piss

The art of taking a very short piss while peeing like your constipated

Jake took an angry piss after his show ended in q cliffhanger

by Cuddlypanda16 August 22, 2016

Angry Koala

A female that enjoys anal sex from one guy while getting punched in the face by another guy.

"Dude, I can't believe that girl at the bar let us give her an Angry Koala!"

by Talackie November 18, 2013

angry forehead

a man who has an evergrowing forehead with a lot of frown wrinkles. a happy chap generally (yeah right) who just bimbles through life on an evergoing quest to dig himself out of the current black spot thats bringing him down. soon to be followed by another life-changing set of curcumstances to put him right back in the shit hole that he just spent the last 6 months trying to get out of.

'angry forehead is in a mood again'
'when will he fucking cheer up?'
'fuck knows'

by doofle January 30, 2005

angry pirate

The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.

Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED!!!

by Greg Trzyna March 8, 2008