Anus cucumber

Well the simple definition to this coplex word is when a person is being "silly" or "retarded" or a "carli" or mainly a "michael". An Anus Cucumber can really be anyone. Anyone who is willing to take their best friends phone and take a picture of their ass. I myself am an Anus Cucumber. Proud of it. Now be sure not to mispell this fine phrase by doing this "What an Anis Cucumequre" or something of that nature... So go ahead! Take your best friends phone! She dont need it! Feel free to use this term when need to! I mean an anus cucmber is the friggen best way to tell your lover " You are one sexxxxy beast" Spice this phrase over anything you say! You wanna be cool...just say it...everyone else is doing it..comeon you`ll like the way way it makes you feel.

Note:Never look at picture of an anus through Google Image...

Gosh Michael! You are such an Anus Cucumber!!!
Mr.Justin Hagerman is an Anus cucumber!!!

by Jesseanne December 14, 2008

anus tart

When you take a big ol booty chomp and it taste like it ain't been washed in awhile.

"Dayyyum baby dat anus tart"

by Hella-sweet October 19, 2019

cheesey-dick-anus

You have anal sex and then melt cheese on top of your dick and then put back in the anal cavity causeing nachos to form.

"dude i had a cheesey-dick-anus last night"

by branjalex January 31, 2009

anus-cock

a cock comin out of someone's anus

Jake Houston

by Leo Wang June 12, 2003

Angus

A generic term for good-looking young broads. c.f. Prime Beef

That's good Angus. OR Is that cattle? No, that be Angus.

by Rastus June 11, 2006

Ankush

A man known for explaining the jokes he knows while not understanding the majority of jokes he hears. Ankush is a man who knows what he wants. Usually it's the pennies on the floor (the penny pinching fucker) because he's got to feed the family somehow. Being the only recorded Asian to vote leave, he truly lacks common sense in every way possible. Ankush is known for his common misuse of the English language. He is a big fan of watching women giving pregnant.

Ankush probably touches kids

Some say he's still stuck in silver to this day.

Guy 1: *Explains a joke*
Guy 2: "STFU ankush, how the fuck did you get into the country?"
Also Guy 2: *Hits up the EDL*

by CompLexiBee April 23, 2019

anus(amis)

a nickname for unfortunate ppl who get stuck with a EXTREMLY STUPID AND GAY nickname such as amis! it only works for the nickname amis bcuz it looks and sounds like it

Anus made Kimmie sit with her!you have a big anus, anus

by GrammER HatEr September 2, 2003