Uterus wants baby.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Female says no.
Uterus gets mad.
Uterus commits mass-murder.
Uterus hides the evidence in a female's underwear.
Jessica: Aw, crap. Why when I was wearing my brand new white shorts?
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
Ophelia: Your uterus committed a mass-murder?
Jessica: Ophelia, wtf is wrong with you.
Ophelia: sorry, you got your period. Way to be boring
by just person with a fat dog April 18, 2022
Get the periodmug. The smell of a period fart can be particularly potent due to several factors:
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
* **Hormonal changes**: During the menstrual cycle, the levels of estrogen and progesterone fluctuate. These hormonal changes can affect digestion and lead to the production of more gas, which can be smelly.
* **Increased sulfur**: The gas produced during this time can contain higher levels of sulfur, which is responsible for the characteristic "rotten egg" or "sulfur-like" smell of some farts.
* **Food digestion**: Certain foods, such as beans, cabbage, and broccoli, can be harder to digest and may produce more gas, which can contribute to the smell.
* **Gastrointestinal changes**: Some people may experience changes in gut motility or gut bacteria during their menstrual cycle, which can affect digestion and lead to more pungent gas.
It's essential to remember that everyone's body is different, and the smell of a period fart can vary from person to person.
Guy 1: "Gf had a period fart while we were Netflix & Chillin. I ran to get to get fresh air, she just began giggling like a schoolgirl. God, I both hate and love women."
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
Guy at school: "What the heck is a period fart?"
Girl: "Do you want to continue liking women?"
by The Macbroker June 29, 2025
Get the period fartmug. Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 21, 2025
Get the If Katiuska Robles's Future Is The Angel Number 5305 And Avoiding Cystic Lesions Then I Kill Her For Anything If She Tries Anything, Full-Stop<Period`~`Punctuation>mug. by Pee pee poo poo October 13, 2019
Get the Periodmug. A way to passionately describe that you have come to the end of an idea, that you have nothing more to say on the matter, and that's final.
I am so sick of all these disposable menstrual products that take forever to break down, when there are amazing reusable alternatives that save the planet and money!!!
Girl I agree. That's on period.
Girl I agree. That's on period.
by menstrual_advocado June 12, 2023
Get the Period.mug. they are lesbians.
by You know me already ;) September 14, 2022
Get the 5th period chorus girlsmug. When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.
Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.
by Methodical Muse August 15, 2018
Get the period plaguemug.