Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

anal sex

the act of inserting the penis into the ass hole

i have anal sex with my boyfriend all the time

if there are no condoms around have anal sex, then she cant get pregnant.

by SheIsHere! April 16, 2006

Anal Leakage

When you've just had a really wet shit, and shit-juice starts leaking down your leg

"Hey Jimmy what's on your leg?"
"Just some anal leakage"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

anal bus

An anal bus is a means of travel for persons inspecting a rectal area. It can be via penis, dildo, fist or vegetable.

Don't eat that carrot. It has been used as an anal bus.

by Dave Raz May 2, 2006

anal-retarded

when one's ass becomes so numb they can't feel it from sitting for such a long time (such as in a chair)

After being in my seat for two hours during the math final, I was anal-retarded by the time I was done with my exam.

by Daniel867 May 8, 2008

anal sex

The best kind of sex in the world

I pounded her tight ass.
Wow that must have felt great.
Well duh seing as anal sex is the best sex in the world!

by Christopher Mckay April 10, 2006

anal twitch

1:The involuntary spasming of muscles around the anus.
2: a person so annoying and obnoxious that they can only be referred to as an " anal twitch".

" that guy over there is such an anal twitch!"

by Tocotocosocks April 2, 2016