altavista

A boolean search engine that rivals even the great wordgoogle/word

I founded where Carmen Sandiego with Altavista!

by PoptartKing August 21, 2003

Alter

An alter is a pseudonym of an internet forum user's primary account.

An alter, as used as a secondary account, will often pen questionable messages that otherwise disrupt the community or break the forum rules.

The ancestry of the term is derived from "alternate", of which, is often shortened to just "alt".

Sarah writes her poems under an alter account.

Check his IP address and find out who's alter he is.

by Brinnie April 25, 2005

Altiverse

When the multiverse isn't complicated enough to explain bad science fiction theories. The altiverse adds multiverses inside of multiverses.

While traveling to alternate timelines Ossuter prevented Bruce Springsteen from becoming popular which created an altiverse where New Jersey collapsed upon itself and became part of Delaware. In this altiverse people were happier and nicer to each other.

by Panta Loons July 21, 2019

alternative sex

The act of having simulated sex with objects such as dolls, machines, bedding or anything else. One resorts to such a kind of sex when one feels a sex urge but cannot find a partner to satisfy it.

I think alternative sex is a sexual perversion.

by uttam maharjan February 19, 2010

Alter Ego Allies/Idiots

Our Alter Egos are mostly Idiots, but sometimes Allies, made up based on our "not normal" personalities. (Although we are all always not normal.) Jasmine's other is Bloo, Helene's is Morbid, and Jackie's is Salami. If you want coming-of stories ASK US!

"Normal" Jasmine is Jasmine. Hyper, laughy, crazy, weird, perky Jasmine is Bloo. "Normal" Helene is Helene. Ticked off, scary, thinking-of-blood Helene is Morbid. "Normal", serious, studious, book-reading, thinking-of-blood Jackie is Salami. Hyper, perky, ooh-look-at-the-shiny-fire Jackie is Jackie.

by Alter Ego Allies March 15, 2005

Alternate Ending

Having sex during the second half of a film with a sad or crap ending.

Guy1: Me and Bianca had sex during the last forty minutes of 'Titanic'.
Guy2: Oh that happened when I was watching 'The Village'.
Guy1: I love Alternate Endings.

by Whitely November 16, 2010

Altocalciphilia

Altocalciphilia is the sexual fetish for high heels

"Why is Dave wearing high heels?"

"Didn't you know? He's Altocalciphilia. That's his thing."

by Niji February 4, 2014