Alexandria

Eater of asses in English

She’s a real Alexandria

by Zuzumbra May 14, 2018

Alexander Bell

Where you get a girl doggy style, then call her/your house phone, and when she answers you jizz on her face.

Girl: "Hello?"
Guy: jizzs on her face right then:)
Girl: Oh My God couldn't you have waited?
Guy: You just got the Alexander Bell, ho.

by Dr. Bell January 30, 2009

Alexander

A complete idiot that always seems to find a way to ruin absolutely everything. He may think he is helpful but he is just good at making everything worse. If you meet an Alexander walk the opposite way.

Guy 1: "I just met a retard."

Guy 2: "Must've been an Alexander

by $ssssss May 19, 2019

Alejandro

Someone stupid basically

"You're not smart, you're Alejandro."
"Yo, Alejandro, what's 9+10?"

by okboomerlol November 20, 2019

Alexander

That guy you'd like to have sex with who smokes a lot of pot.

Friend: How are things going with Alexander?

Me: They aren't. Can't get a hold of him because he's always fucking stoned.

by DatHonestKid November 4, 2012

alessandra ambrosio

an extremely hot supermodel from Brazil who was discovered with her best friend Ana Beatriz Ross by elite model management and since then she has done work for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, and Armani Exchange. She is a chocoholic as seen in some of her interveiws and only works out 2 days a month mainly on her ass she says but still manages to be extremely sexy.

Alessandra Ambrosio is extremely sexy

by Killercane-killer-who-who GET SOME December 11, 2008

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

:a congresswoman with proposals so braindead and retarded only an idiot can support her

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is so cool when she talks about her green new deal that will destroy a bunch of jobs and tax us a fucking lot in the name of universal healthcare

by unkoeater22 February 25, 2021