astrohump

The action of someone or something humping astronomically

I’ve seen the dog astrohump a few pillows.

by crackbishead September 17, 2023

ASTROANOMILICIOUS

SOMETHING sussy

Brooooo this is so astroanomilicious no wayyyyyy
Right on Penjamin

by clickyyyy September 30, 2023

Astrology

Basically Alpha, Sigma, Beta for woman. It's all fake. If you think that your "Sign" applies to you, that's because the description for all of them is stuff you already thought about yourself. Trust me, you think your a sagitarius, but you would think that you were every sign no matter what you actually were like. Stars have nothing to do with a persons personality, and neither does birth month. Please tell how the fact that I was born in January and the stars look like a fuking cat or whatever, makes me a different person than I would be

Uneducated hippie: Oh my gosh, your such a cancer
Smart person, hopefully you: Fuck you sally, Astrology is fake

by Henry Penna September 30, 2023

astromorph

A fictional disease based around the game among us, though it has spread out and created its own universe at this point.

It can be used to describe someone with unusual behaviors as well as an extreme sweet tooth at the most random times.

Person one: yo, do you have any chocolate left?

Person two: nah mate, ya ate it all last week!

Person one: darn *cartwheels away*

Person three: that was strange

Person one: I think he’s an astromorph

by Pile_of_eyes October 17, 2023

astroadoration

The feeling of love that one could get from looking at the stars at night. It’s not exactly love, but a stronger, more ethereal, feeling.

“He looked at me with a strong sense of astroadoration in his eyes”

by grrrr November 5, 2023

astrohole

A cheating ball player from Houston Astros who's an a-hole for cheating. Hemsworth the term astro hole.

That stupid astrohole

by Astrohole November 17, 2023

astrogz

Use to describe people who have anger issues that lead to them becoming bbn (butt booty naked.

That dude got so made, he became a astrogz.

by Sweepersw November 20, 2023