Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 3, 2024

Alaskan Shrekmantha

When you cut a hole in the front of your shrek body pillow and then fill it with shampoo and proceed to fuck it until you cum 10 consistent times.

Today I did an alaskan shrekmantha to a pillow.

by BIG M23 February 15, 2022

alaskan escalator

The sexual act of having anal sex with your partner or interest then hold their arms back while you ride them down the stairs

I cant believe Emily let me do the Alaskan escalator to her I hope her jaw is ok.

by Neji512 December 13, 2020

Alaskan Sweet Spot

Another word for an eyebrow. Pretty simple.

Hey! you got somethin white on your Alaskan sweet spot!

by OxyAlaskanSweetspot November 21, 2019

Alaskan Gas Chamber

When multiple men lock a woman in a cage and proceed to fart into it until the woman cannot move. Once the men see the paralyzed women they then have anal sex simultaneously.

Yo Tyrese, me and the gang just hit a Alaskan Gas Chamber on Ice Spice!

by Ilovekidsbelowtheageof7 February 10, 2024

Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.

"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"

by Specialist12 May 30, 2024

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019