alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Alaskan Creamsicle

When a colostomy bag is frozen and shoved into the anus

I gave her an Alaskan Creamsicle last night

by RoastQueef August 4, 2024

Alaskan Stinker

Whenever you defecate, freeze said human waste, and use it as a dildo.

girl: omg can we do an alaskan stinker?
guy: wtf no

by MyFriendsBroIsWeird August 6, 2024

Alaskan Tug

In Alaska, one man tries as hard as possible to stretchehis penis as long as possible using a rolling pin, an extender, good ol' squeeze, and medical torture methods and tries to make it to 10 inches by the end of the month. Once accomplished, he then fucks your mom.

Jamie tried out the ALASKAN TUG and began GETTING BACK AT WHAT HAPPENED IN TEXAS!!!!!!!

by Rionox March 2, 2023

Alaskan Snow Dragon

When you and a buddy are double poundin a bitch and you stick a cold buttplug in her ass right as the dude hittin it from the front cums causing cum to shoot out her nose from the shock of the cold buttplug in her ass

"me and a homie were double pounding this bitch and right as I was cuming he hit her with the alaskan snow dragon"

by trdbear March 18, 2023

Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.

My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.

by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025

Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.

Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"

by joe....... May 18, 2025