A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
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They may have there flaws but there really kick ass girls. Jamaican ones are the best ones to be friends with an hang around. Also they make great girlfriends. They may come off as shy at first but you just need to introduce yourself and get to no them. BTW they hate shit talkers, hoes, whores, fakes, and dumbass niggas that try them.
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A handjob performed by Alaskan fisher women on their male counterparts in order to get ahead on the fishing boat.
During negations with the captain for her share of the catch, Angelica sealed the deal with an Alaskan Handshake.
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From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.
Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.
Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.
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Wow, that girl looks like she could be an Alaysha.
Lmaooo why are you washing your hands so much?....you’re such an Alaysha.
Lmaooo why are you washing your hands so much?....you’re such an Alaysha.
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Person 1:*lifts head up*
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Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
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