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sexual carrot

n. Refers to a ginger or red head which constantly makes inappropriate sexual remarks. Because the comments are often met with disdain, this person is generally disliked, making people wish he or she was buried in dirt so that only their hair is showing.
Person 1: Some red headed guy at the party named Mike kept making dumb jokes about butt sex while everyone else was talking.
Person 2: Oh you mean the ginger kid! I hate that guy!
Person 3: Yea, Mike's a sexual carrot.
by A guy on a hill July 24, 2011
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Petro-sexual

(Noun) One of many greasy, tight pants wearing, faux-hawk hair cement styling, oversize sunglasses flossing, fitted shirt rocking, diamond studded belt-buckle shining, excessive pungent cologne using, club hopping, sausage party attending, non-dancing & wall hugging men/boys of Arab or Middle Eastern descent.
"Did you just buy a Jacob & Co. watch to wear to class? That's so Petro-sexual!"
by Omar Offendum March 24, 2008
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retro sexual

A person who has not had sex in several years, or even decades
"Dude, I havent gotten laid in months, I think im turning retro sexual"
by Mikeynineinch July 12, 2007
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sexual beast

A very rare and exotic wild beast originating from the nertherlands, but has been found in other parts of the world including Spain and even Australia. This beast has a large appetite for beer and anything which moves. It hunts down it prey in peculiar manners, caution should be taken when approaching.
what are you, some kind of sexual beast?
by BenjaminVW September 18, 2008
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Sexual Harrasmant

When you are trying to have intercourse with your lady friend, and some guy comes up from behind and tickles your balls.
When one little panda tickles another little pandas balls from behind, thats sexual harrasmant!
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PAN SEXUAL

Relating to, having, or open to sexual activity of many kinds.
by Ana December 1, 2003
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sexually challenged

1). A politically correct word for a homosexual. See gay.
2). Stupid, dumb.
1). He watches Richard Simmons?!? Talk about sexually challenged!!
2). This homework assignment is sexually challenged.
by Scott Mc September 8, 2006
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