A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.
by Mr F & Mrs A September 8, 2009
Get the Rat Piemug. an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
by failure33object April 18, 2005
Get the nut piemug. A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
by TrakPak December 4, 2018
Get the Holiday Piemug. by 03woodsj May 28, 2009
Get the Queef Piemug. People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.
Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?
George: Yeah, it was awesome!
Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?
George: Yeah, it was awesome!
by Bob Rewarder May 28, 2009
Get the Emo Piemug. Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!
by Jess123321 September 29, 2007
Get the Pie Guymug. The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.
by leagueofsuperbestfriends August 17, 2015
Get the pudgy piemug.