The act of using fruit pie filling as lube for butt fucking someone, while simultaneously branding both their ass cheeks with a red hot iron.
by leagueofsuperbestfriends July 23, 2015
People refer to Ali Halani as Emo pie when in a conversation.
Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?
George: Yeah, it was awesome!
Bob:Did you see Emo Pie's stunt yesterday?
George: Yeah, it was awesome!
by Bob Rewarder May 28, 2009
A heavily planned sex act between a man and a menstruating woman. The day before, the man eats only leafy green vegetables, and takes a massive green shit on a plate. Then, the woman crouches over the plate, allowing her period blood to drizzle on top, thus making a festive red and green Holiday Pie. Serves 2.
by TrakPak December 05, 2018
Hey, you know that Pie Guy up in the Front End department? I think his name is Adam and he bought all the pies AGAIN!
by Jess123321 September 15, 2007
by 03woodsj May 28, 2009
A particullarly cheap meat and vegetable pie that when turned upside down and the bottom pastry is eaten off it looks like you've indeed actually eaten a rat pie. This can be further demonstrated by a line of tomato ketchup from the base of the pie to act as a tail.
I would have loved to have taken you up on the offer of a pork pie but I've already had Rat Pie for lunch.
by Mr F & Mrs A September 08, 2009
an ancient foodstuff invented by aborigines. they would gather a variety of nuts from the forest and cook them in a light pastry. the sort of thing Ray Mears might enjoy making. in some cases the aborigines would roll the nuts up in a leaf and light it, thus creating a nut cigar.
Ray Mears: "what are you doing there?"
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
Aborigine 1: "gathering nuts for a nut pie."
RM to camera: "he says he's gathering nuts, for a nut pie."
Aborigine 2: "sod off, Ray."
by failure33object April 18, 2005