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Swamp Donkey

A large northern pike lurking in the depths of Canadian fishing waters
I caught a huge swamp donkey trolling in Schmidt Lake.
by Jonny Norther May 27, 2019
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Donkey balls

The guy version of a cameltoe when your balls show
Wow finn has donkey balls
by Tommy Kuppinen March 13, 2020
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Donkey Truck

Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,

When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.

A common fool.

A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.

(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
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Donkey wars

Donkey wars, series of wars in eastern Europe, to claim independence from the USSR.
Those bloody turnip eaters, and their donkey wars. You would think they would just return to the mud.

David and Petr are Czech surviours of the donkey wars
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
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swamp donkey

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.
by clair325 January 30, 2020
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Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey
Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch
by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011
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wonkey donkey

angus has a really big wonkey donkey
by big boy 96 November 12, 2018
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