fat nick

Some fat bastard who lives at KFC

Billy: Hey I swear that guy is in KFC all the time
Tyrone: Yeah, they call him Fat Nick

by mongoloid69 April 29, 2015

Nick Jonas

Nick Jonas is usually found running from screaming girls, drinking Starbucks {Yummy}, on stage, or chilling with his brothers or awesome body gaurd.

Usually the object of teen girls fantasies.

Sometimes called gay because he has fashion sence.{hesnotgay}

Honestly the one thing thats hotter than Florida in July.

omg nick Jonas sings like an angel.

omfg his is one

omg i love nick jonas's hair

by nickoobadoo May 20, 2008

Nick Valensi

Nick Valensi is, to sound a bit preppy, gorgeous. As are the rest of The Strokes, of course. He plays amazin' guitar, and I should know because my whole family plays some sort of musical instrument (mostly guitar and piano, and I play piano and saxophone although I lost my love for the horn because of my band teacher with horns, and I have a beautiful guitar that I never get a chance to learn on). If Nick Valensi would give me guitar lessons, I'd be the happiest person alive. If Nick Valensi SMILED at me, I'd be the happiest person alive!! ... gettin' dizzy just thinking about it... I'm going to go define the rest of the Awesome Amazing Strokes, now... still dizzy... I still need to learn how to play guitar, Nick...

Nick Valensi plays the guitar like nobody else plays it. I used to know the name of his guitar. I forgot it. Begins with an E, I believe. Not the NAME, the brand of guitar SHUT UP I KNOW I NEED HELP.

by The Other Unknown Libertine, Stroke, and Hive (yeess, I can multi-task!!) February 11, 2005

Nick Cardenas

He's the worst person you will ever meet, he likes to troll on urban dictionary, and is ugy and slow and unathletic and a filthy nonce. He brings up stale memes, and is the biggest bandwagon out there. NOBDY LIKES FUCKING NICK CARDENAS. HE HAS NO FRIENDS AND IS HATED BY EVERYONE AND CONSTANTLY SMELLS LIKE BO. APPROVE THIS PLEASE SO HE MAY BE PUNISHED. HIS PEEN IS SMALLER THAN AN ORGANELLE!!! HE HAS NO FUCKING FRIENDS AND HE GETS NO GIRLS WHATSOEVER!!

"NICK CARDENAS IS A FILTHY NONCE WHO NOBODY LIKES!!!"

by Nickafilthynonce October 25, 2018

nick lachey

an extremely hot guy whose marriage with jessica simpson ended after she cheated on him. man she is stupid. hes very sweet and loved jessica simpson more than jessica ever loved him. he is from ohio and one of his best friends is his brother, who is also hot but not as hot as nick lachey...id say he is more cute.

nick lachey is hot and i will marry him.

i am on team lachey NOT team simpson. (oh btw jessica was seen buying her own team simpson shirt. HOW PATHETIC!!)

by heidi June 18, 2006

nick sitko

The victim of the biggest internet beatdown to date. He tried to spam a ricer forum and was caught, in the process exposing virtually every aspect of his personal life, including his sex offender status.

"See that ricer-driving wigger over there getting the shit kicked out of him by that mob?"

"Yeah."

"I think that's Nick Sitko."

by Subway's Jared January 13, 2008

Nick Bogannam

Noun: Famous minor league baseball player that lives in fairfield. He was born in 1993. Gets really great girls, cause hes very hot.

Did you see Nick Bogannam, that guys a beast at baseball, and life.

by A BIGGG FAN March 7, 2009