The extremely small dick of a Jewish man. Only in rare cases does it exceed 5" long. Jews usually compensate for their tiny dick by talking about how huge it is, and other nonsense.
Lady Gaga had a Jew Dick before she had her sex change.
Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
Don't EVER sleep with him. He has a Jew Dick.
by Hit-lah February 22, 2011
Get the Jew Dickmug. A term that discribes the prosseses of super soakin that jewish hoe with some raunhy shit that is also discribed as cum
by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009
Get the Jew Creamedmug. noun; a bush that appears to be a normal juniper shrub, but smells like money and burns easily.
See money tree.
See money tree.
Dude, you shoudn't build that fire so close to the jew-niper tree. You remember that fiasco in the '40s?
by James Earl Jones January 14, 2008
Get the jew-nipermug. The term used to describle the hand or 'Claw' of someone jewish, originaly from Borat! The term later developed on DoE and has been comonly accosiated with James!
by Gabe93 June 15, 2008
Get the Jew Clawmug. An Ethnically-Patrilineal and/or -Matrilineal Jew who believes that the historical Jesus of Nazareth (Yeshua HaNotzri) is the Messiah and that the New Testament is a part of TaNaKH(i.e., Torah, Nevi'im, Ketuvim, Hadashah-- literally "New" or "News").
A Messianic Jew does not necessarily keep all 613 mitzvot in the Torah, may not hold the Talmud as part of the Jewish Bible, and may be a member of a church as opposed to a Messianic shul or synagogue. Also called "Jews for Jesus", Messianic Jews are often targeted for persecution by Antimissionaries such as the Antimissionary organization Jews for Judaism.
by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011
Get the Messianic Jewmug. to cook beyond well done, burnt to a delightfully crunchy crisp, blackened to an african color...preferably in a giant oven
Example 1:
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!
Cook: OH FUCK!! i jewbaked those brownies FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!
Example 2:
Dude: I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with a n soj.
Waitress: How would you like that cooked?
Dude: Jewbaked please.
Waitress: Of course.....PSST meet me in the bathroom AND WE'LL HAVE WILD RACOON SEX!
by GG_VVV January 1, 2007
Get the jew-bakemug. The tall gold horns which spawn from a Jews Head, they are very sharp, and highly rare to see in the wild. If found they are worth millions. The reasons they are not seen very often is mainly due to the fact that they have all been sold. A jews primary source of income.
A; OUCH that was sharp
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!
B: What
A: I just got poked by a jew horn, trying to steal in jew gold.
B: So did you just convert
A: Yes after being poked by a Jew Horn it completely turns you JEWISH!!
by Jew boy the II December 8, 2007
Get the Jew hornmug.