I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Pick me

A pick me is someone who always crave attention, a d will go above and beyond to have it. Usually by acting over the top and being cringy.

Omg she's just a pick me! Why is she act6line she's "one of the boys"‽

by Kyumi January 14, 2023

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa

by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

when u r sending funny texts to ur boyfriend and hes not answering u

by bingbong!!!! February 7, 2022

"I'm not surprised by that."

"Expected"

A: "Monica is up to her old shit again."

B: "That doesn't doubt me."

by Sonnyandthebuzz March 29, 2020

When you're too big of a bitch to bitch your bitcher

by Stevendeblob May 29, 2017

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - Nation Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.