Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”

l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy

by LNC1990. March 5, 2019

beat the fuck out of sean day

on the month of December, in the day of the Twenty Seventh, you can beat the fuck out of people that are called "Sean", because of how their name is pronounced, fuck you "Sean."

"Whats your name?"
"Shawn."
"How is it spelt?"
"S-E-A-N"
*proceeds to beat the fuck out of his lifeless body*
"its beat the fuck out of sean day, bitch."

by A man of the men of men December 26, 2022

Bachelor Party Bitch out

—Verb phrase - To avoid one's responsibility to friends and roommates who are set to be betrothed; renege; back out usually with excuses that are found wanting

—Origin:
2004; akin to Muthin Out, Streiffin out

—Synonyms
1. See Blazin Out

— Antonym
1. Loyal
2. Righteous

Dude Andrew is pulling a bachelor party bitch out because his mom is in town, sad part is he's making her sleep on the floor.

by Shaved Ape Baby February 20, 2010

Picking the sense out of the nonsense

To get the truth or importance out of someone's story. To grasp the point of a story.

Me:"I have this friend,and she is in world of trouble. She needs to borrow $300 to pay her rent,and I don't know how to help her"

You:"So you need money to pay YOUR rent?"

Me:"Wow,how did you know?"

You:":eyeroll:PICKING THE SENSE OUT OF THE NONSENSE is what I do,dumbass"

by JocularC62 August 29, 2010

ring out the skin towel

A sexual term used to imply male masturbation.

Guys I'm going to bed. I got to go ring out the skin towel.

by jerky boy August 12, 2007

who let you out

Usually referred to as a black person. When used you are asking who let you out of your cage at the zoo.

Hey Curtis who let you out ? How'd this one get out?

by Chimp you out October 6, 2016

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009