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The Big Uplink

The Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet. Eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Bodies are destined to become obsolete. With The Big Uplink, all physical experience from chidbirth (from both points of view) through death (from a virtually infinite number of points of view) is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god GETS it... as pure intelligence... clear as a memory... because it all is.
We are all begotten sons (and daughters, living and) dying for (that is, here for the acquisition of the experience of) our (own) sins (physical experiences).

What will you bring home?
by Littleflower November 21, 2004
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Big Natti

an intensely sexy human being who the ladies all want to get with and the guys are all jealous of cuz he gets so much play.
He was given the title of Big Natti because he was gettin with so many chicks that the girls all wanted him and the guys all wanted to be him.
by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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Big Top

by mike July 31, 2003
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big shat

-big shat noises- dude, what is that smell? its my big shat.
by fortnite gay November 30, 2020
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Big Gay

One of the worst insults, if someone tells you this insult, you have no longer a reason to live.
Guy 1: Ahahah you have the big gay
Guy 2: *fucking explodes*
by JacquesLeMas November 30, 2020
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big chungus

the funniest morbidly obese bugs bunny ever

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
bob: hey dude i just fucked big chungus

carl:wow, i'm jealous i have wet dreams about big chungus every night

bob: NO BIG CHUNGUS IS MINE
by p.p. erect December 1, 2020
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Big-brain

Big-brain, (Which can also be spelled without a hyphen,) means smart, intelligent, and is usually used when someone says something witty in an argument.
Maddie is really big-brain for saying that!
Or
Maddie is really bigbrain for saying that!
by ~Chrysanthemum~ December 2, 2020
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