by fangsneed June 22, 2012
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by sexXxXxxxxxxxXXX December 17, 2008
Get the horse shit for breakfast mug.When a girl who is on her period and refuses to where a tampon or change her underwear. After a day of bleeding, you take the blood soaked panties and and wrap them around a raw porkchop laced with laxative. You then chain the porkchop to a dildo which you stick in the girl's ass. After insertion of the dildo, you throw the panty wrapped porkchop to a dog in the next room. The dogs proceeds to eat the porkchop, thus tugging the chain, increasing sexual pleasure. 30 minutes into sex, crawl to the next room maintaining insertion. You then grab a handful of the dog's diarrhettic feces and splash it in the woman's face, while holding her nose shut, making her inhale the shit.
by Chunkpolickin January 28, 2008
Get the Mobile Shit Splasher mug.When a person is, or acts like, a pussy while being a bitch by thinking up of shitty excuses for things.
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Get the Shit on my lips mug.I wish hadn't angered my neighbor. He used to let me borrow his tools.
Yeah, you really shit your nest when you insulted his wife yesterday.
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by dkblue April 25, 2011
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