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Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.
I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.
by Xenzo May 28, 2022
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Pick Me

Someone who attacks their own community in pursuit of validation from another community.
“Sarah is such a pick me.”
“How?”
“She said ‘women belong in the kitchen’ so her crush would like her!”
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Boss Me Up

To elevate another person in some way
I will allow Clever Fashions to boss me up.
by Boss Me Up June 3, 2022
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Dogging Me Raw

“Bruh, management has been dogging me raw this week.”
by Rose Arie April 13, 2022
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Pick Me BF

Pick Me Boyfriend

A pick me boyfriend is one who only does an action only if they agree with it. If they don’t agree with an action, they will act confused and refuse. They will further victimize themselves by saying it’s the girlfriends fault for asking. They may further blame the girlfriend for voicing what she wants if she responds with anger or ignores in retaliation to boyfriends refusal. On the frequent occasion, as argument is in transit, boyfriend may say the girlfriend isn't a good communicator.

A pick me boyfriend requires numerous reminders 1-20+ times before considering an action. He will say you nag too much for his inability to do something the first time it’s said. We have wonderful men in government and business which require swift action, but he will require 1-20+ reminders to say you’re nagging. He will make you praise him for finally building up the motivation to do said reminder.

Ex. Girlfriend asks boyfriend to help with the dishes. Boyfriend refuses and says it that isn’t his job and it’s his girlfriends job. Boyfriend values his time over his girlfriend’s and he sees the girlfriend’s time is better used to do the dishes.

Ex. Girlfriend reminds boyfriend 1-3 times a day to pick up his clothes off the floor. Boyfriend continues to throw dirty clothes on the floor for “whomever” to pick it up or “whenever he feels like it.” Habit may on the rare occasion be resolved in 1 hr to 100yrs. Duration of cure varies per human man.
Friend: Did John really have they audacity to blame you for not being able to communicate directly with him about what will make you happy? What a pick me bf!
You: I only have asked him everyday, to pick up the clothes, take out his trash, clean his piss around the toilet, wash his dishes...and he says he doesn’t know what I want. It must be because he’ll only hear me if he agrees with what I want.
by nonunonuu January 12, 2021
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Bonk me off

Bonk me off now! It's creampie time!
by Swooshbeast March 16, 2024
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When someone starts saying this punch the shit out of them so they don't finish their sentence, but if it's happening on VC then leave the VC immediately, or else you will have to do what they say
Bartholomew: Hop on flood escape you fat fucking nigger faggot,Hop on flood escape nigger nigger nigger faggot kiss me on my asshole

Joe: Okay daddy
by Bubba, Twitch_Spider2 May 3, 2025
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