ur mum

a slang used as a joke.

"Who are you?"

"ur mum."

by caramel rice cake July 13, 2024

Ur mum

Just simply ur mum.

Person1:ur mum?
Person2: agreed.

by Ur mum 🦒afraid? I know 🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒🦒 April 29, 2022

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022

Oscar's Mum

This describes a woman who has a higher bodycount than anyone else in the county.

Mate, fucked a chick last night pretty sure it was Oscar's Mum

by ShinDigDoo December 27, 2020

ur mum

ur mum is what people say when they don't want to say an actual answer.

I had passionate sex with ur mum last night.

Friend 1: What day is it?
Friend 2: ur mum

by iwillfuckurmum June 8, 2022

New Farm Mum

A New Farm Mum, or as the south side of Brisbane calls them, a Bulimba Mum, is a mother who naturally marries a young man, bound to be successful. These mother's drive range rovers, give their children posh names and send them to either All Hallow’s School or St. Joseph’s College, Gregory Terrace. The name "New Farm” comes from the north side suburb of New Farm, in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. The suburb is believed to be the wealthiest in the north side, and hence, is associated with these wealthy mothers. Although these mothers are thought to be privileged, the public perception on them is slowly changing to one of respect. Many believe these mothers are solely responsible for creating and raising the elite and aristocracy of Australia, and therefore, are responsible for creating the bright future Australia is bound to have. A New Farm Mum is an insult and a compliment at the same time.

She is such a New Farm Mum.

Oh, nah yeah, my mum is a total New Farm Mum.

What’s my chosen career path? Well obviously a New Farm Mum.

by That Scoalable Guy November 28, 2018

Ur mum gay

Commonly used as an insult but not actually true

Kevin your mum gay
Steve No u

by Big bob who’s mum is dead January 19, 2020