Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

Weirdon

To get an erection from non-sexual/strange/unusual stimulii.

Playing scrabble always gave John a huge weirdon.

erection weird hardon scrabble

by drhooss February 8, 2015

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade May 1, 2016

weird counting relationship

When you and bae or a friend keep track of how much you owe one another, down to the penny, no matter how long you've known eachother

Person 1: What's taking those two so long to pay?
Person 2: I think they have a weird counting relationship.

by irok720 May 3, 2016

weird arm

When you're laying in bed, most likely with your boo, & your arm is either under or around them & it's awkward or going numb. &/ or your boo could be lying on their own arm strangely so that you can be super close. You'd say "babe can we move, I've got weird arm".

I love spooning you, but can we switch? I've got weird arm.

by LinZ-eee August 13, 2016

wein slap

Masturbating.

I'm going to the bathroom for a wein slap.

by Ellio's Pizza December 11, 2016

weitzel

A sexy as hell person, usually super nice, but doesn't take any bullshit. They will whoop your ass in a n instant.

That person must be a Weitzel

by Liitlephilly33 December 20, 2016