weed power

Where your stoned out of your mind an you are pro at everything

The other day I had weed power while I was playing basketball

by bdm 71715 October 24, 2015

tree-weed

A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.

Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?

Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.

by IvyWood March 30, 2010

tim weed

tim weed is when u have old/bad weed

Man this weed is trash, this is some tim weed.

by BlakeTheRake September 16, 2021

Weed Shark

A weed shark is a shark that is high and always steals your girlfriend

Dude 1: Man he is such a weed shark
Dude 2: He stole my girl. What a weed shark.

by Mxlllyyy June 6, 2018

creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.

i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.

by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012

Weed goblin

A person who hordes weed or smokes huge amounts not to get high but just for the sake of consuming it

"Hey this joint is almost halfway done you should roll another"
"Dude stop being such a weed goblin its not gonna walk away"

by Jack.ingoff January 6, 2022

weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.

Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.

by ferolily December 14, 2014