Worry Weed

Worrying in a relationship is comparable to a weed. No matter how many times you try to kill the worry, it grows back. Rooted from trust issues of varying degrees.

"My worry weed is stopping me from fully trusting you."

by sarc.asian July 10, 2015

grandma weed

A new age lingo term for weed that looks in any way brown and old.

Mike: Hey do you have any bud?
Ben: I haven't bought some in a long time, all I got is this grandma weed.

by Professor S1gmus November 15, 2016

weed power

Where your stoned out of your mind an you are pro at everything

The other day I had weed power while I was playing basketball

by bdm 71715 October 24, 2015

porch weed

The random bag of weed that you find abandoned in your house or on your porch after a party. This weed is unclaimed and therefore becomes "community weed".

Resident: That was a crazy party last night.

House Owner: Yeah I found some porch weed this morning.

Other Resident: Cool. Lets get blazed together!

by BM8 December 21, 2015

weed need

When you are stressed and must smoke marijuana to cope.

Guy 1: I'm having a weed need moment right now.

Guy 2: I'm way ahead of you, dude. I have the munchies right now.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

weed bleeding

When someone can smell your weed, Or you are afraid someone can smell it.

Yo you fuckin dumbass yo weed be bleedin hella sus!!

Hide the smell yo weed bleeding!!!!

by Mr T 100 July 14, 2017