Walking dildo

A walking dildo is a man that is only good and used for his penis. Walking dildo is a penis that is not battery operated and is in between a man’s legs.

How was tommy last night?

He was nothing, he’s just my walking dildo.

Oh I see, so he’s your sex object?

Yes, just like all men are.

by Gordon is here hahahahha November 21, 2022

P-walk

P- walk of shame is that walk you take back out the door with your as of last night "ex boyfriend" that you spent hours bashing and going on about how "he makes you sick" and "does he just expect me to come back after he's had that other bitch over there for weeks?" "fuck him!" There's a walk of shame and a proper walk of shame . P-walk for short.

Hey check this out Tommy just showed his dumb up ass up for priscilla after he been knocking Roxanne down for two weeks. Think she's gonna go with him?

Man you know she is. She been talking shit all night. Watch this P-walk she's got it down cold.

by Scrilla Don't Lie September 27, 2021

A Walking L

Kaden

Kaden is the definition of a walking L

by DroneAndUAS2025 October 27, 2019

Walking the dog

beatin off, masturbating

"Hey mike i gotta call u back, i'm about to go walking the dog."

by Seriyon November 29, 2006

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003

Walk it Out

When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.

Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 4, 2013