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siberian titty twister

Giving someone’s bare nipples a titty twister after having your hands in a freezer for at least 30 minutes.
My tits are still erect from the Siberian titty twister that Miss Finnyfrock gave me last night.
by Coco Sean July 27, 2018
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Taiwanese tongue twister

During sex, one partner will scream the name of the move they’re about to do and then grab the most intricate part of the recipients body they can (e.g. ear, tongue, nose) and twist it before ejaculating into their eyelids.
Todd: “awww man! I gave Stacy a Taiwanese tongue twister yesterday and fucking wrecked her”
Steve: “Stacy died of tetanus”
by Cum faggot May 19, 2019
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So fucking twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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teriyaki titty twister

A usually cheap turbo bought from an Asian country that won't last long
When they are ragging on your shit ox 1992 civic but don't know about the teriyaki titty twister under the hood
by Soul Emperor December 13, 2019
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The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado
"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"
by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023
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Bulgarian Nipple Twister

An absolutely devious play in a game of chess which causes the opposing player to let out an unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being.
Greg: "I can't believe I got away with that play on Michael in this game of chess."
Michael: " *An unknown screech of anguish and pure rage that could be mistaken as a call to an eldritch being*"
Greg: "Wow, I guess I really laid down that Bulgarian Nipple Twister."
by Old Spice Muncher June 6, 2023
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Twitterpated

To be absolutely in love with one another. Over the stars and skies, world series kinda thing ( universe ) Butterflies and non stop smiling. JLS BDK
Babe, i was twitterpated the minute I met you
by BDK JLS December 30, 2010
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