quirky turkey

its what you call a person when they are being funny but annoying and you want to hug them but also punch in them face at the same time :).

“oh my goodness sir jacobstinky the lll you’re being such a quirky turkey”

by the creator of slirt May 24, 2021

Like turkey

*Like Turkey* ( _n_) : Type of a relationship where its not a relationship but its a thing for sure, where you dont say "i love you" to each other but "i like you" . It has all the elements of dating except that.

Usually for commitment phopic people who want to be with each other but not 'date' at the same time.

Derivation : Derived from fist turkey. A fist turkey is an awkward combination of a fist bump and a highfive, thus its neither a fistbump, nor a handshake. Now substitute fist bump with dating and handshake with friends with benefits and there you have it. Like turkey.

I heard Tanya and Akhilesh onto a like turkey

by Fandomlove May 29, 2016

Turkey Rebellion

Known as Thanksgiving, prior to the year 2020, where Blue State Governors and associated local Health Officials channel their inner King George, mandating masks in your home with your loved ones while watching football and eating typically dry Turkey. Everyone's here for the booze and the sides so leave us alone!

Hey bro- Phil Murphy and/or Gavin Newsom can suck it, we're coming to your house anyways, Thanksgiving 2020 is now called Turkey Rebellion! We threw tea into the harbor- what do they expect!

by Real Clear Gadsen Flag November 18, 2020

Turkey licker

When a male or female licks the pussy of an obese black woman.

Lil Wayne is such a Turkey Licker

by Coaler Krew September 9, 2016

french turkey

At a special time during the year when your French girls come over, you are going to want to bake them into your French turkey. There are many different seasonings you can use, so you will have to be careful with the crevice of your French girl. Of course there might be some disagreement at first, but when they see how hot and tan they will be after being buttered and baked at 350, they will change their minds. You cannot resist the French turkey. SO HOT MAN. SO HOT.

That girl is so pale, i want to cook her up like a french turkey.

by Cpt tickletits November 25, 2014

jives turkey

griffin klages

Wow, stop being such a jives turkey, Jess!

by mswizzle August 22, 2014

turkey timer

A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.

One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.

by anoldviolin July 21, 2016