Turd Monger

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

by Mark January 09, 2003

SNL turds

No such word, only reason you're looking here is because some person with no personality can't laugh at funny things/people.

SNL Turds? Hmm I don't know what you're talking about, go watch your A&E Biography's.

by Oz January 21, 2005

turd cake

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.

ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.

by Max Chill February 26, 2010

snowcapped turd

When a homosexual male defacates in the morning after homosexual intercourse. The residue from his partner is on top of his stool and is white in colour.

When Roger looked in the toilet after a crap he noticed a snowcapped turd, he then knew that Arthur hadn't worn a condom like he said.

by FastRobbie September 17, 2007

turd dick

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

by lollllipop July 14, 2011

X-Turd

A person who is so obsessed with watching the video game dedicated show X-Play that they cannot, in any way, accept the fact that it has many flaws and that there are much better video game related shows.

Q: "Stop being such an X-Turd. You know that show sucks, right?"

A: "SHUT UP! YOU GUYS JUST DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENJOY IT!"

by 8======D~ January 20, 2010

Turd nip

A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.

Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !

by David shagmidad August 07, 2008